Employers: We’re Willing to Pay a Generous “Less Than it Costs to Live”, So What’s the Holdup?
LA CROSSE, WIS — Vaccines are here, some people are getting them, and we are hiring again. Hello? I said WE ARE HIRING AGAIN! God, it’s like none of you can hear us… Do you realize what we are saying? There are jobs! Lots and lots of jobs! Why isn’t that all the information you…
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Officers Show Tremendous Restraint in Not Tasing, Shooting and Deep Frying Emu Resisting Arrest
WEST SALEM — An arrest caught on video has some community members singing praise of law enforcement officers for their restraint in a high stress scenario. The video, captured just outside of a dental office, shows an officer chasing down and tackling a 6-foot, 85 pound feathered fugitive from justice, all without drawing a service…
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Turns Out The Band “One Direction” Was Actually Named After the Only Way to Get to Farm and Fleet
ONALASKA, WIS — A month long investigation that was definitely not our editor taking much-needed time away has led to a discovery involving former pop sensation One Direction and the origin of their name. The official story, until recently, was that superstar and guy who probably pissed off your uncle with that dress picture a…
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Where Is All This Hate Coming From? All We’ve Ever Done Is Call Being Gay a Sin for Thousands of Years…
How are we supposed to educate against this? I wish there was a galvanizing figure of Christianity that preached love no matter what, that would really come in handy right now.
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New Brewery Investors to Continue Tradition of Making Downtown Smell Like Wet Butthole
Since 1858, The City Brewery has slowly perfected this 10 square mile cocoon of watery stank odor.
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