Turns Out The Band “One Direction” Was Actually Named After the Only Way to Get to Farm and Fleet
ONALASKA, WIS — A month long investigation that was definitely not our editor taking much-needed time away has led to a discovery involving former pop sensation One Direction and the origin of their name. The official story, until recently, was that superstar and guy who probably pissed off your uncle with that dress picture a…
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Where Is All This Hate Coming From? All We’ve Ever Done Is Call Being Gay a Sin for Thousands of Years…
How are we supposed to educate against this? I wish there was a galvanizing figure of Christianity that preached love no matter what, that would really come in handy right now.
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New Brewery Investors to Continue Tradition of Making Downtown Smell Like Wet Butthole
Since 1858, The City Brewery has slowly perfected this 10 square mile cocoon of watery stank odor.
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BREAKING: Abandoned Buildings File for Restraining Order Against U-Haul
Other abandoned buildings are growing increasingly worried that U-Haul will target them next. As a result, multiple vacant buildings filed a joint restraining order against U-Haul Monday morning in La Crosse County Court.
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Potato-Shaped Men Struggle to Find New Masculine Potato Icon
Some local potato-shaped people have outwardly expressed their manufactured outrage with the changes to the iconic root vegetable toy.
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