God issues statement rebuking spike in gas prices City leaders deadlocked on how to pretend to address homelessness BREAKING: Minnesota friend now REALLY into gardening Ron Johnson intern frantically trying to figure out how to blame train derailment on Covid vaccine Local News Fort McCoy to dump 15 bajillion gallons of water into Mississippi for flood control training La Crosse area stoner suddenly tax revenue expert whenever legalization comes up Increasingly anxious meteorologists assure everyone blizzard ‘definitely coming at some point, probably’ Area bracing for winter’s first punch to the nuts Area pavement cracks looking forward to driving shovel handles into abdomens again BREAKING: Duluth Trading Company imprisoned Santa and Mrs. Claus against their will Copyright The La Crosse Times – All rights reserved
Increasingly anxious meteorologists assure everyone blizzard ‘definitely coming at some point, probably’