Man Refers to Erection as “The Monolith”, Which Explains Sudden Disappearance, Wife Says

November 30, 2020

BREAKING: Local Man’s “Sven and Ole” Joke Now Entering Its Sixth Year Without Finishing Yet

November 29, 2020

Conspiracy Theory Saying Dustin Luecke is Just Several Puppies in a Suit Gains Traction

November 28, 2020

Area Knight Vows to Slay Rotary Lights Dragon

November 27, 2020

Onalaska Man Who Found Dick and Balls Drawn In Sidewalk Pretty Sure It’s a Banksy

November 26, 2020

Discarded Dan Breeden Mustache Climbs Out of Sewer Decades Later, Vowing Revenge

November 25, 2020

Lost Taste and Smell Due to COVID? Now’s the Perfect Time to Try Lutefisk, Experts Say

November 24, 2020

Man Refuses COVID Vaccine Saying “Who Knows What’s In That?” While Eating Coney Island Hot Dog

November 24, 2020

Area Dad Has Absolutely Had It with the Packers

November 23, 2020

Rotary Lights One Step Closer to Being Just One Giant Fucking Lightbulb

November 22, 2020