Mayor Candidate Martin Gaul Already Up 3000 Votes Due to Stoic Badass Look

December 2, 2020

Speaker Robin Vos Releases GOP COVID Plan While Lightly Stroking White Cat in Secret Lair

December 2, 2020

Local Republican Struggling to Throw Out Old Mushy Pumpkin

December 2, 2020

La Crosse K9 Unit Prevents Local Stoners From Enjoying A Movie

December 1, 2020

Man Refers to Erection as “The Monolith”, Which Explains Sudden Disappearance, Wife Says

November 30, 2020

BREAKING: Local Man’s “Sven and Ole” Joke Now Entering Its Sixth Year Without Finishing Yet

November 29, 2020

Conspiracy Theory Saying Dustin Luecke is Just Several Puppies in a Suit Gains Traction

November 28, 2020

Area Knight Vows to Slay Rotary Lights Dragon

November 27, 2020

Onalaska Man Who Found Dick and Balls Drawn In Sidewalk Pretty Sure It’s a Banksy

November 26, 2020

Discarded Dan Breeden Mustache Climbs Out of Sewer Decades Later, Vowing Revenge

November 25, 2020