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SOLD: Last Known Frank Lloyd Wright Dildo Bought for $1.3 Million at Auction

SPRING GREEN, WIS — A lucky woman from the suburbs of Chicago now owns one of the last pieces of sexual Wisconsin architectural history.

The last known dildo designed by famous American architect Frank Lloyd Wright was recently purchased at auction for $1,306,400 dollars. Betty Gwendolin-Munch, a collector from Clarendon Hills, says once she saw what it was and who designed it, she needed to have it.

“Listen… I have a lot of marital aids designed by a lot of different famous people,” Gwendolin-Munch said, “but to be the owner of a Taliesin Tallywhacker isn’t an opportunity I was willing to pass up.”

The dildo measures in at 14.5 inches long, with a girth of 1.5 inches, not including the sixteen smaller phalluses arranged in a pleasing-to-the-eye-only repeating pattern along the main shaft.

“It’s such a unique piece,” Gwendolin-Munch continued. “This was obviously – and very purposely – designed for the person who is looking to have a prairie style climax.”

Gwendolin-Munch says she will add this to the display case in her study, where it will remain while she works up the courage to try it for the first time.

La Crosse Times Staff contributed to this article.

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