RNC Night 3: Who are the Convention Speakers?

WASHINGTON, DC — Two nights of the Republican National Convention are in the books for 2020. The president and allies will try to paint a softer, more unifying tone than that of the DNC’s prior week, amid steadily rising racial tension across the country and the coronavirus pandemic.

Here’s who we can expect to see during night three:

President Trump

Mitch McConnell

Ivanka Trump


Snidely Whiplash

The Guy Who Invented Telling Women to Smile More

Team Rocket from Pokemon

Dennis Miller (Even Though He Wasn’t Invited)

Charlton Heston’s Actual Cold Dead Hands

Every 80’s Teen Bully





and Herman Dean Cain

La Crosse Times Staff contributed to this article.

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