RNC Night 3: Who are the Convention Speakers?

WASHINGTON, DC — Two nights of the Republican National Convention are in the books for 2020. The president and allies will try to paint a softer, more unifying tone than that of the DNC’s prior week, amid steadily rising racial tension across the country and the coronavirus pandemic.

Here’s who we can expect to see during night three:

President Trump


Mitch McConnell


Ivanka Trump


Voldemort


Snidely Whiplash


The Guy Who Invented Telling Women to Smile More


Team Rocket from Pokemon


Dennis Miller (Even Though He Wasn’t Invited)


Charlton Heston’s Actual Cold Dead Hands


Every 80’s Teen Bully


War


Famine


Pestilence


Death


and Herman Dean Cain

La Crosse Times Staff contributed to this article.

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