Surly Brewing Announces Their Answer to Ale Asylum’s “F*ck COVID” Beer

MINNEAPOLIS, MINN — On Thursday, Surly Brewing Company announced the release of their answer to Ale Asylum’s popular pandemic themed pilsner, “Fuck COVID”.

The Minneapolis based brewery released “Fuck Unions”, a 100% capitalism pilsner made from locally grown hops and a dash of money grubbing greediness.

“It’s just such a shame we had to close down our beer hall due to pandemic stuff or whatever we said,” a Surly spokesperson said, “but we’re happy to release this new beer as a token of our antagonization… er, Appreciation! Sorry, Freudian slip there.”

The new beer is set to hit all store shelves, except for Costco and CVS, by the coming weekend.

Reporter Sam Shilts contributed to this article.

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