Pestilence Costume Causes a Stir for VP Pence

WASHINGTON DC — Many waves were made during last night’s vice presidential debate, but Mike Pence’s early Halloween costume was a tsunami. Sporting a bloodshot eye and festooned with flies, the VP came dressed as none other than the fourth horseman of the apocalypse: Pestilence.

While the current vice president was quick to dodge any questions posed to him last night, a source claims that the Pence family was a strict ‘biblical costumes only’ policy in regards to Halloween. While Pence was a few weeks early with his costume, he did contribute to the festivities.

Not to be outdone, Kamala Harris brought her A-game, using both her demeanor and replies to fully embody her Halloween costume: a Republican.

Reporter Rachel Rubens contributed to this article.

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