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The 10 Best Cafes in the Coulee Region, According to All of Our Sponsor

LA CROSSE, WIS — Whether you’re just in for a regular cup of joe, or looking for local culinary magic, the Coulee Region’s cafes provide a unique dining experience you can’t find anywhere else.

The La Crosse Times, along with all of our sponsor, have compiled a definitive list of the Top Ten Cafes in the Coulee Region that definitely has no bias whatsoever:


1. The Driftless Cafe and Bakery


2. The Driftless Cafe and Bakery Again


3. The Driftless Cafe and Bakery, But This Time With A Bar Picture


4. The Driftless Cafe and Bakery And You Know What? Catering. Yeah, I Said It: Catering


5. The Driftless Cafe and Bakery And Look At Those Cute Little Fucking Pastel Color Chairs! Fuck, Is That Cute…


6. The Driftless Cafe and Bakery And Socially Distanced Dining Experience, Which In All Seriousness, They Work Very Hard To Achieve Throughout Their Establishment


7. The Driftless Cafe and Bakery And Steamy Late Night Fantasies, Amirite Ladies?


8. The Driftless Cafe and Bakery And The Last Age When You Can Remember Life Being Mostly Fun


9. The Driftless Cafe and Bakery, Which Is At 118 West Court Street In Viroqua


10. And I don’t know… is Culver’s a cafe…? Sure. Let’s go with that. Culvers.


La Crosse Times Staff contributed to this article.

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