FL Gov. begins process of loading Hurricane Ian on plane to Madison

TAMPA BAY, FL — Gov. Ron DeSantis (R-FL) began the process of loading up an entire hurricane on an airplane to send to a democratic stronghold Tuesday.

DeSantis, flanked by a sign reading, “Stop Woke Nature”, defended his administration’s actions at a press conference.

“Look, Hurricane Ian signed a consent form and we gave him a packet of information on services that are available in Madison,” DeSantis said.

The La Crosse Times obtained a copy of the packet, which contained crude drawings of sex acts involving Gov. Tony Evers and several well-endowed cheese curds, as well as the words “Hunter’s Laptop” scribbled over and over and a picture of Disney’s animated version of Ariel from The Little Mermaid with the words “The RIGHT one!” just below it. Eraser markings indicate that DeSantis may have originally written “The WHITE one!” before altering it.