LA CROSSE, WIS — A Texas man visiting family in La Crosse is now suing a vandal accused of helping deface a baby statue. Sunday, La Crosse’s notorious “Hatched Baby” statue had […]
Visiting Texan Sues Blue Baby-Defacing Vandal for $10,000
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“I Need To Be Able To Kick These Lazy Renters Out!” Says Man Whose Entire Living is Passive Income
LA CROSSE, WIS — Landlords are already pushing back on a Biden administration plan to extend the eviction moratorium to October 3rd in areas experiencing high transmission of the delta variant. La […]
UN Declares Kwik Trip Parking Lot a Humanitarian Disaster
ONALASKA, WIS — A resolution recently passed by the United Nations has declared a local gas station’s parking lot as a disaster area and will seek to send aid as soon as […]
Recently Hatched Mayfly Who Can Fly Anywhere Pretty Excited to Sit at Gas Pump for Rest of Its Life
LA CROSSE, WI – A mayfly from the most recent hatch says despite an ability to fly and explore much of the brand new world around it, it would much rather stay […]
Annual City-Wide College Garage Sale in Full Swing
LA CROSSE, WIS — With the school year ending and summer fast approaching, La Crosse college students have once again organized a month-long city-wide garage sale. All items are earmarked for free […]
CDC Says Fully Vaccinated Can Now Wear Socks With Flip Flops in Public
WASHINGTON, DC — The CDC released new guidelines Wednesday saying that if one has been fully vaccinated against COVID-19, they are now allowed to wear socks with flip flops in public if […]
Area Dad’s “Gas Shortage” Jokes Reaching Critical Mass
LA CROSSE, WIS — News of a gas shortage after a cyber attack shut down a major supplier pipeline for several days has led to devastating effects for one local family. “He […]
Residents Potentially Exposed to People Who Take Darts Too Seriously, Health Department Warns
LA CROSSE, WIS — A new warning Tuesday, as the La Crosse County Health Department says there is the potential that many in the area could have been exposed to the sort […]
Employers: We’re Willing to Pay a Generous “Less Than it Costs to Live”, So What’s the Holdup?
LA CROSSE, WIS — Vaccines are here, some people are getting them, and we are hiring again. Hello? I said WE ARE HIRING AGAIN! God, it’s like none of you can hear […]
Officers Show Tremendous Restraint in Not Tasing, Shooting and Deep Frying Emu Resisting Arrest
WEST SALEM — An arrest caught on video has some community members singing praise of law enforcement officers for their restraint in a high stress scenario. The video, captured just outside of […]
