How are we supposed to educate against this? I wish there was a galvanizing figure of Christianity that preached love no matter what, that would really come in handy right now.

Since 1858, The City Brewery has slowly perfected this 10 square mile cocoon of watery stank odor.

Other abandoned buildings are growing increasingly worried that U-Haul will target them next. As a result, multiple vacant buildings filed a joint restraining order against U-Haul Monday morning in La Crosse County Court.

Some local potato-shaped people have outwardly expressed their manufactured outrage with the changes to the iconic root vegetable toy. 

Johnson’s office added that the senator will of course also be insisting that the reading “skip the kissing parts”.

Under the bill’s new regulations, each power plant must be equipped with at least 60 handguns and/or semi-automatic rifles and/or hand grenades. Plants will also be offered tax credits through the legislation if they use revelovers, a cowboy hat, and drape a large gaucho over the structure.

For nearly four months, the red polo sweater has been anonymously meeting with federal investigators under the codename “Deepstate Throat” in the Market Square parking ramp.

The bill also requires the submission process to include the submitting lawmakers be chased throughout the halls and chambers of the capitol building by security guards while the tune is playing.

“Personally, I think it’s pretty inconspicuous. I hardly notice it’s there anymore,” said Finemann of his colorful tattoo. “But after seven ‘holy shit!’ reactions this week plus numerous people looking away for non-COVID reasons, I’m starting to question it.”

While these detractors come from a diverse range of backgrounds, they all have one thing in common: climate change will absolutely destroy their homes in the next few years.