Kwik Trip Voted Best Place to Gain 26 Pounds in 2021

LA CROSSE, WIS — On the heels of the news that Glassdoor ranked Kwik Trip one of the best places to work, another website, Stretchpants, has ranked the convenience store the number one place to absolutely wreck your diet and gain a full-sized toddler’s amount of weight in 2021. “We are so honored to have received both of these awards,” spokesperson Spicy Nuggvelvet said. “To … Continue reading Kwik Trip Voted Best Place to Gain 26 Pounds in 2021

Gas Station Now Providing Outdoor Patio to Sit and Contemplate All the Mistakes You’ve Made

The picnic table-like structures are metal, coated with a red waterproofing agent and shattered dreams. Two such tables now sit to the left of the entrance to the station, allowing space enough for at least two sad sacks of potatoes to sit while properly distanced to avoid the spread of COVID-19 and/or ennui. Continue reading Gas Station Now Providing Outdoor Patio to Sit and Contemplate All the Mistakes You’ve Made