La Crosse Times Year In Review – March LA CROSSE, WIS — A La Crosse man is now unexpectedly the owner and manager of a longtime 4th Street establishment through sheer luck. Benjamin Belknap, 26, tells The La Crosse Times it started like any other Tuesday night. “I always go out for a night on the town,” Belknap said. “Tuesday is my Friday, technically, so … Continue reading Man Wins Bodega Brew Pub, Inc. as a Wheel Spin Item
LA CROSSE, WIS — The mayor has requested the city honor artist Anthony Zimmerhakl family’s wishes and return the Hiawatha statue in Riverside Park for relocation to private family property outside the city. The question – until now – remained: what, if anything, would go in its place? Tuesday, we learned that plans are being made to replace the statue with another whose artist says … Continue reading City to Replace Hiawatha with ‘White Woman Calling Cops’ Statue
LA CROSSE, WIS — A bar along La Crosse’s infamous 3rd Street stretch of night life will close down for the safety of its patrons’ reputations. Broncos is a small, country music themed bar known for being densely packed. The bar was recently listed as a possible exposure point for those infected with COVID-19, prompting a quick response from management, since contact tracing from the … Continue reading Broncos to Close Down Amid Severe Risk of People Finding Out You Drink at Broncos
LA CROSSE, WIS — A Shelby man is in police custody yet again Tuesday after a misread of a popular pizza restaurant’s special buffet-style dinner. Ronald “Pickles” Shockamel, 46, was arrested inside Pizza Doctors on 7th street south on disorderly conduct as a repeater. According to the criminal complaint, Shockamel came into the restaurant wearing a white lab coat, blue rubber gloves, and was carrying … Continue reading Confused Man With Scalpel and Gloves Arrested at Pizza Doctor’s Exploratory Surgery
“We are immediately authorizing a weekend long hunt conducted by parks officials to address the sasquatch infestation in Upper Hixon,” La Crosse parks director Jay Jacobsons said. “Sasquatch can cause irreparable harm to our forests and trails not only directly with it’s big-ass stomping feet, but also with the amount of lunatics it will draw to the trails trying to capture a picture of it.” Continue reading La Crosse Hiking and Biking Trails Closed Briefly for Emergency Sasquatch Hunt
Opening statewide next week, the clubs seek to provide fast and convenient exotic entertainment in a familiar setting. Continue reading Kwik Trip Launches Kwik Strip Gentlemen’s Clubs
