LA CROSSE, WIS — Vaccines are here, some people are getting them, and we are hiring again. Hello? I said WE ARE HIRING AGAIN! God, it’s like none of you can hear us… Do you realize what we are saying? There are jobs! Lots and lots of jobs! Why isn’t that all the information you need to come in, apply, go through a rigorous interview … Continue reading Employers: We’re Willing to Pay a Generous “Less Than it Costs to Live”, So What’s the Holdup?
How are we supposed to educate against this? I wish there was a galvanizing figure of Christianity that preached love no matter what, that would really come in handy right now. Continue reading Where Is All This Hate Coming From? All We’ve Ever Done Is Call Being Gay a Sin for Thousands of Years…
WALL STREET, USA — For those of you who are showing off your armchair knowledge of Wall Street stuff and shared internet memes about what is going on with the GameStop stocks, allow me, someone who has no fucking clue what is going on or how stocks even work, to explain to you what is really happening. Be mindful that not only do I not … Continue reading GameStop Stocks Explained by Someone Who Has No Idea What the Fuck is Going On
LA CROSSE, WIS — Oh my Jesus H. Whinnying Horse-Fucking Christ, there is a god damned Oscar Meyer Weinermobile in the parking lot of the motherfucking hotel downtown, holy fuck! It’s there! It’s really fucking there, OH MY GOD, YOU GUYS, IT’S THE DAMN HOT DOG CAR, WHY AREN’T YOU ALL LOSING YOUR MIND OVER THIS LIKE WE ARE!?!? A car – in the shape … Continue reading Holy Fuck! A Fucking Hot Dog Car! Fuck!
ONALASKA, WIS — Moving into a new house is an exciting but also nightmarish time filled with a mountain of work. So let’s not make more work than we have to, yeah? After moving several metric fuck-tons of furniture, kitchen supplies and books we swear we’re going to read one day, after spending the better part of a week cleaning up a house I can … Continue reading OPINION: Repainting This Kid’s Room is Gonna Suck, Let’s Just Have One Instead
People think I’m some sissy European construct, but I’m not. I’m American, I’m yours, and I have feelings, too. Continue reading OPINION: I’m a Roundabout Learning to Love Myself, and You Can Learn to Love Me, Too
Seriously, guys. It’s starting to gross out the entire gulf coast. Continue reading OPINION: The Two Hurricanes Just Need To Fuck And Get It Over With Already. Geez.