The La Crosse Police department conducted a drug search of a vehicle stopped on I-90 near La Crosse, when the K9 unit discovered three pounds of marijuana, or the equivalent of roughly 300 stoners enjoying one long movie, or one stoner enjoying 300.
Tina Lea Johnson, whose muumuu and hair-curler combination included most of the available colors on the spectrum of light, asserted that the Utah Monolith description was apt for all the wrong reasons.
Barre’s tale continues from bar opening to bar close every single night. Each day, he picks up exactly where he left off the night before, drawing in crowds larger and larger each night in anticipation of him finally reaching the punch line.
Members of the group “Pupstin Lickme” believe in the baseless theory that the news anchor and community theater actor is not a real person, but in fact a conspiracy to commit a hostile, but adorable, takeover of the local media landscape.
The journey to the dragon’s lair is long, arduous and fraught with peril. Legend says the knight will have to trek his faithful steed, “2007 Nissan Altima” for four to six hours behind others along the path before even getting to the mouth of the dragon’s lair in the land of Riverside.
An Onalaska man discovered a dick and balls etched into a sidewalk near the YMCA North Thursday morning and is convinced the drawing was done by Robin Gunningham, better known to the world as “Banksy”, the England-based political street artist and activist.
Dan Breeden’s Mustache had been biding its time in the sewers: planning, calculating, plotting its revenge and making some pretty accurate weather predictions in its spare time.
An unfortunate side effect for many who have contracted COVID-19 is the loss of taste or smell, but experts say that negative side effect can be turned into a positive opportunity.
“Who knows what’s in that cocktail of chemicals?” Dickdickdick said as he took another bite of a Coney Island hot dog drenched in ketchup and mustard, “I’m not putting that garbage in my body!”
According to multiple reports, an unnamed family member broached the subject of the Green Bay Packers overtime loss to the Indianapolis Colts.