She accepted a plea deal and is to report to Warner Brothers Burbank Studios in California to begin her sentence with preparing for her 14th season on the show as the annoyingly bubbly Aunt Becky.
The event, organized by the La Crosse County Republican Party, hit a snag early on when supporters in roughly three dozen boats realized they weren’t sure how they could go about running over a protester or two if boaters were all out in the water.
The comic actor released a statement on Instagram stating that the healing the country needs right now won’t come from a vaccine or from meaningful police reform, but rather from his 1994 comedy where his character uses the power of Loki to rob a bank and browbeat a woman into dating him.
The dildo measures in at 14.5 inches long, with a girth of 1.5 inches, not including the sixteen smaller phalluses arranged in a pleasing-to-the-eye-only repeating pattern along the main shaft.
The picnic table-like structures are metal, coated with a red waterproofing agent and shattered dreams. Two such tables now sit to the left of the entrance to the station, allowing space enough for at least two sad sacks of potatoes to sit while properly distanced to avoid the spread of COVID-19 and/or ennui.
The most popular location is in a sunflower field near West Salem, but for her new collection, a bluff side prairie locale will play host to yet another twenty-something in a big floppy hat.
According to experts, fair and democratic processes have been linked to horrible side-effects such as faith in leadership, national stability, and lack of civil unrest.
Several mall employees have reported ghost sightings in the mall citing they most often manifest in the abandoned storefronts of the former retail giants beckoning people to shop at the now-defunct stores.
The next big name act to grace the stage of La Crosse’s brand new outdoor band stand will fill the afternoon air with a squawking argument over food.
Some critics pointed toward the personal use of a jet pack costing taxpayers several hundreds of thousands of dollars as hypocritical. Mayor Kabat, just after performing an aerial back flip, shrugged off those criticisms.