With just 2,000 lines of code, Flakey Puffpuffpass, 24, created a website featuring a map that tracks which McDonald’s managers are emotionally broken at roughly 10,000 different McDonald’s restaurants across the US.

This time of year always serves as an annual reminder to parents of the potential dangers that come with receiving free gifts from strangers. One timeless fear is that their child’s candy will be tainted with a Razorblade Suitcase album from the english rock band Bush.

According to state reporting, area school administrators experienced a 75% increase in positive IPS cases over the last week, one of the highest rates in the state and nation.

The statement goes into some detail about what led up to this abrupt turn by NASA, but mostly focused on how the Moon “sucks ass” compared to other naturally occurring satellites.

According to staff at this particular Red Robin, Wishywash has asked the server for pro’s and con’s to each option three times already.

In classic papal gathering fashion, the large crowd loudly applauded the Pope’s reveal. People could be heard yelling expressions of support including, “Thank you for telling us who we are allowed to love! Without you telling me there is no way to know who I can love, and I appreciate that!”

Local bakers, The La Crosse County Republican Party, have been serving up various forms of light and buttery, golden brown and verifiably dubious claims for some time, but only just recently has business begun booming.

When pressed on whether or not her threat not to continue watching the show was genuine, Thompson insisted that she was “super serious, for real” and that the several reminder alarms she’d been setting throughout the interview were for completely unrelated reasons.

In only a couple months, the TLW had legally openly protested and legally challenged Governor Evers executive orders designed to minimize the spread of COVID-19. But who is the TLW exactly?

This election, which some experts believe will be the last real democratic election any of us will see, has the nation on edge.