It was when Deepfried approached the front door to unlock it that she noticed the restaurant sign had been vandalized with a “VA” added in spray paint before the words “CHINA BUFFET.” This, in turn, caused a chain reaction of confusion from patrons believing that the restaurant served a buffet of what they believed to be vaginas.
While the outcome of the upcoming presidential election is uncertain, one thing remains clear: America’s libertarians are preparing for another four years of total dormancy beginning around the second week of November.
The household only received three awkwardly sized election fliers that day – one pro-Biden and two anti-Kapanke – all of which were addressed to former residents, the roommates confirmed. They also stressed an unusual size.
Law enforcement uses a scale based on Mr. Slaptinkle’s ludicrously high tolerance developed over decades of having to live in Wisconsin’s Florida.
Grandson Bluff was staying at his Grandparent’s house for the evening while his parents were having a date night. Shortly after dinner, Grandad and Grandson Bluff adjourned the garage in the valley to listen to the Brewer game and tinker with his 1967 El Camino Grandad’s Bluff has been unsuccessfully restoring for over 12 years now.
When it came to ratings, Biden’s town hall of fart noises was watched by 13.9 million fart noise views compared to Trump 10.6 million fart noise viewers.
Bowelcek said the board of directors immediately voted to install a “really big Glade Plugin” to help mitigate the smell of ogre farts and three-day-old-cheese-curd-and-beer-bender morning dumps that plagues the city’s south side.
The school district of Holmen has announced a two to three week campaign beginning October 26th to help save the novel coronavirus’s dipping numbers in La Crosse County.
The TLW also announced Wednesday they will be switching to water after hitting a BPPC (Blood Political Power Content) of 0.124%.
People think I’m some sissy European construct, but I’m not. I’m American, I’m yours, and I have feelings, too.