LA CROSSE, WIS — The landmark eagle sculpture was removed from La Crosse’s Riverside Park back in September as it was in need of serious repairs. As the city checked in on […]
After putting out the blaze, crews were invited across the street to Yesterdaze to smash the fire truck used on Brothers into tiny bits.
The weiner was airlifted from the scene and dropped into a nearby really big garbage can. The cause of the accident is still under investigation, though officials speculate that the weinermobile may have been distracted by a passing vaginamobile.
Gundersen Health System has released its plan for vaccinating complete and utter dipshits who have stated they will refuse to get vaccinated for COVID-19 for a variety of nonsensical reasons. The announcement comes after a PEW study in December 2020 showed that 39% of people are opposed to getting the vaccine. This would essentially make herd immunity impossible with a minimal attainment percentage being 70%.
“We were going to do that anyway,” said Punsy Minesweeper, new owner of 3 Driftless Rivers’ Coulee Cooperative. “This is how people know if a business is located in this part of the state.”
WALL STREET, USA — For those of you who are showing off your armchair knowledge of Wall Street stuff and shared internet memes about what is going on with the GameStop stocks, […]
LA CROSSE, WIS — La Crosse Municipal Transit officials have announced, albeit a little late, that yearly passes for the 2021 struggle bus are now available for purchase online. Residents may purchase […]
The legislation would be one of the first pieces passed since April of 2020 in the state of Wisconsin, and the very first piece of legislation attempting to remove an utterly necessary planetary safety net allowing life to exist.
The thing to remember is this: Everyone has made a bad choice now and then. What’s important is that we learn from it, and don’t go on to put a car dealership in one of the old Shopko’s.
GREEN BAY, WIS — Upon arrival to Green Bay in preparation for the NFC Championship game against the Green Bay Packers, Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback Tom Brady ate a single Wisconsin cheese […]