Category: Satire

Coney Barrett’s Alleged Familiarity with Creepy Robes “a Plus”, says Judiciary

Judiciary members on both sides of the aisle made reference to her background, with democratic member Diane Feinstein expressing concern over Coney Barrett’s alleged membership in the reclusive Catholic group People of Praise. Ranking Republican Lindsay Graham took the opposite stance, arguing that if Coney-Barrett “liked to march around in creepy robes” that it would be “an absolute plus, in my book”