La Crosse Times Year In Review – April LA CROSSE, WIS — Harter’s Quick Clean-Up announced Thursday new pick up times to specifically address a pile up of emotional baggage in the […]
Harter’s to Start Picking Up Excess Emotional Baggage
Report: Wearing Mask Totally Makes Your Penis Look Bigger, Breasts Look Fuller
La Crosse Times Year In Review – June LA CROSSE, WIS — A new study conducted by Gundersen Health System confirms that wearing a mask not only helps limit the transmission of […]
City to Replace Hiawatha with “White Woman Calling Cops” Statue
La Crosse Times Year In Review – July LA CROSSE, WIS — The mayor has requested the city honor artist Anthony Zimmerhakl family’s wishes and return the Hiawatha statue in Riverside Park […]
Broncos to Close Down Amid Severe Risk of People Finding Out You Drink at Broncos
La Crosse Times Year In Review – June LA CROSSE, WIS — A bar along La Crosse’s infamous 3rd Street stretch of night life will close down for the safety of its […]
Confused Man With Scalpel and Gloves Arrested at Pizza Doctor’s Exploratory Surgery
La Crosse Times Year In Review – June LA CROSSE, WIS — A Shelby man is in police custody yet again Tuesday after a misread of a popular pizza restaurant’s special buffet-style […]
Man Wins Bodega Brew Pub, Inc. as a Wheel Spin Item
La Crosse Times Year In Review – March LA CROSSE, WIS — A La Crosse man is now unexpectedly the owner and manager of a longtime 4th Street establishment sheerly through luck. […]
Old City Ordinance Technically Requires All Benefit Concerts to Feature TUGG
La Crosse Times Year In Review – February LA CROSSE, WIS — If it seems like the City of La Crosse is bound by law to include the same bands at each […]
OPINION: The Only Thing More Highly Anticipated Than the New Wonder Woman Movie is My Spoiler-Filled Thoughts of it on Facebook
LA CROSSE, WIS — If you’re like me, you’ve been looking forward to the new Wonder Woman movie that released on HBO Max Christmas Day. And if you’re really like me, you’re […]
OPINION: I’m Not Stealing Christmas This Year, I’ve Got Decades Of Priors
Seriously… have you ever done time? I have. Trust me, you don’t do decades of Christmas stealing without having a few run ins with the law. And I can’t go back to prison. I may seem like the big bad around here, but that’s just because you don’t know about the others in there.
Arm Hypocrite Scott Stapp Promotes Arms Wide Open, Doesn’t Hold Self to Same Standard
The photographs were discovered by The La Crosse Times staff this past Wednesday after an intensive thirty second Google search investigation yielded more than 18 pictures of the Eddie Vedder impersonator with arms nowhere near wide open.
