Sporting a bloodshot eye and festooned with flies, the VP came dressed as none other than the fourth horseman of the apocalypse: Pestilence.

According to building layout design papers obtained by The La Crosse Times, Windreiner has three options: the aforementioned staff bathroom in Windreiner’s office suite, the main lobby bathroom, and a basement closet bathroom in the janitorial supplies room.

The stage setup features two plexiglass shields between both Vice President Mike Pence and Senator Kamala Harris’s desks – desks which, were stolen from a local DMV.

Mars is in retrograde for real, ya’ll, and shit’s about to go down.

The source of the influx of inappropriate text messages was quickly pinpointed to the Noodles & Company drive-through by customers who were posting about their wait on social media.

The COVID-19 virus said it plans to spend the next few weeks quarantined within the White House, saying “I think there’s still more for me to do here anyways.”

He originally came to the gas station for a quick fill up, carton of eggs, and a jug of milk but ended up spending most of the day watching the ups and downs of inter-generational women on screen.

Instead of investing in stock images of angry people, the district brought in actual angry parents from the community to pose for high resolution photographs in order to create a surely frightful experience. 

Farktop did say that they would occasionally hear the mayor yell seemingly random thoughts in the warehouse including “I’m so sorry, local economy!” and “Oh my god, there are so many of them!”

Halloween, typically observed on the last day of October, is a favorite of many Americans, and the impact of this decision will be felt throughout the rest of the month.