LA CROSSE, WIS — Eighteen-year-old La Crosse mayoral candidate Sam Schneider’s campaign got off to a rocky start this week with his first political flyer being absolutely destroyed and returned to him […]
LA CROSSE, WIS — As a show of unity and collective love for the city, the La Crosse mayoral candidates have collaborated to create a calendar with each month displaying a different […]
LA CROSSE, WI — U-Haul recently confirmed that they have bought the old K-Mart building in La Crosse, and will be turning the former department store into a temporary retail showroom. Before […]
Officials were initially skeptical, but after 2 hours of YouTube “reserch!” law enforcement officers were convinced that the table leg made of solid 5 inch pine was actually a clever disguise used by anti-fascist agitators for the purpose of making real patriots look stupid.
A Holmen dad has constructed the world’s hairiest LEGO castle this past weekend using only random pieces he found sucked up into his vacuum and wrapped in hair.
HELL, UNIVERSE — In his annual State of the Underworld address, Reigning Lord of Damnation Lucifer spoke to a large gathering of demons, evil legionnaires, and Fox News reporters about the organization’s […]
VIRGINIA BEACH, VA – Media mogul, televangelist, and blackened soul Pat Robertson took another step toward burning in eternal damnation to start 2021 with revealing that his head had descended another eight […]
La Crosse Times Year In Review – July LA CROSSE, WIS — A local resident has done an about face in terms of opinion when he noticed that the road construction he’d […]
La Crosse Times Year In Review – February LA CROSSE, WIS – With the addition of the “Best Restaurant That Serves Curly Fries And Pepsi Products But Does Not Not Have Pearl […]
La Crosse Times Year In Review – April LA CROSSE, WIS — What started as local legend was confirmed Sunday night, as a La Crosse man in desperate need of entertainment summoned […]