With the first of the Pfizer COVID-19 vaccines delivered and administered to front-line healthcare workers in La Crosse, officials are now saying residents can plan a “return to normal”, to begin six months ago.
Though the kicker’s kicks never go further than one yard, they all appear to be straight-ish, which is more than enough for the desperate Minnesota Vikings.
The new and Peter-Dinklage-Viewed-From-Very-Far-Away-Using-Binoculars-But-Backwards-Sized stimulus package includes a one time $600 direct payment to those making under $75,000 per year. Experts say that will be enough to last until the end of this sentence. However, the package itself seems to think it will last a lot longer.
Riordan is excited by her newfound ability to count down her student loan payments, as well as being able to win any snowball fight in which she may find herself.
Experts say one of the most common causes of PA is owning a business, and is typically seen along with the reaching of middle age.
“We are immediately authorizing a weekend long hunt conducted by parks officials to address the sasquatch infestation in Upper Hixon,” La Crosse parks director Jay Jacobsons said. “Sasquatch can cause irreparable harm to our forests and trails not only directly with it’s big-ass stomping feet, but also with the amount of lunatics it will draw to the trails trying to capture a picture of it.”
La Crosse County Republican Party chair Bill Feehan has asked the Wisconsin Supreme Court once again to check under his bed for the Voter Fraud Monster, this being the 42nd night in a row. The request came again Monday shortly after the Wisconsin presidential electors cast their votes for president-elect Biden.
The state’s most boring and tedious conflict over whether or not to have a Christmas tree up in the state capitol building took yet another step Wednesday.
SLOPPY speculates that the reasoning behind the popular gift could be due to a number of factors, first and foremost of which is price and ease of purchase.
When Mike and Becky Wank started brainstorming their pregnancy announcement ideas, all they wanted was vomit-level cutesiness, but finding the right idea was not as simple as they thought.
