La Crosse Times Year In Review – March LA CROSSE, WIS — This summer, the La Crosse Queen paddle boat will be fitted with a new defense accessory: two Mark 7, 16-inch, […]
La Crosse Queen Fitted to Become First Fully Armored Paddle Destroyer
Disappointed La Crosse PD Blames “A Few Good Apples” for Peaceful Demonstrations
La Crosse Times Year In Review – May LA CROSSE, WIS — A spokesman for the La Crosse Police Department issued a statement earlier today, expressing the department’s disappointment in the peaceful […]
County Releases Swarm of Angry Parents to Control Bar Populations
La Crosse Times Year In Review – June LA CROSSE, WIS — In response to the recent uptick in COVID-19 cases among the 20-29 year old bar crowd, La Crosse County officials […]
Golden Keg Files for Unemployment
La Crosse Times Year In Review – June LA CROSSE, WIS — Following Monday’s announcement that the 60th annual Oktoberfest will be canceled for 2020, the Golden Keg has officially filed for […]
Netflix Offers to Put Skip Button on Losey Boulevard
La Crosse Times Year In Review – July LA CROSSE, WIS — Commuters in the La Crosse area received exciting news from a major streaming service. Netflix, in a press release Friday […]
Local Kids Looking Forward to Going Apeshit at New Pizza Ranch Location
La Crosse Times Year In Review – February LA CROSSE, WIS — Teagen and Jace Breckenmeyer know a thing or two about losing self-control. Whether loudly arguing with their parents about time […]
Harter’s to Start Picking Up Excess Emotional Baggage
La Crosse Times Year In Review – April LA CROSSE, WIS — Harter’s Quick Clean-Up announced Thursday new pick up times to specifically address a pile up of emotional baggage in the […]
Man Wins Bodega Brew Pub, Inc. as a Wheel Spin Item
La Crosse Times Year In Review – March LA CROSSE, WIS — A La Crosse man is now unexpectedly the owner and manager of a longtime 4th Street establishment sheerly through luck. […]
Report: Wearing Mask Totally Makes Your Penis Look Bigger, Breasts Look Fuller
La Crosse Times Year In Review – June LA CROSSE, WIS — A new study conducted by Gundersen Health System confirms that wearing a mask not only helps limit the transmission of […]
City to Replace Hiawatha with “White Woman Calling Cops” Statue
La Crosse Times Year In Review – July LA CROSSE, WIS — The mayor has requested the city honor artist Anthony Zimmerhakl family’s wishes and return the Hiawatha statue in Riverside Park […]
