Residents Potentially Exposed to People Who Take Darts Too Seriously, Health Department Warns

LA CROSSE, WIS — A new warning Tuesday, as the La Crosse County Health Department says there is the potential that many in the area could have been exposed to the sort of people who take playing darts too seriously. The health department was first notified after residents reported a marked increase over the past weekend in sightings of day-drinking middle-aged people wearing bar league-style … Continue reading Residents Potentially Exposed to People Who Take Darts Too Seriously, Health Department Warns

Tom Brady Eats One Wisconsin Cheese Curd, Transforms into Cenobite “Butterball”

GREEN BAY, WIS — Upon arrival to Green Bay in preparation for the NFC Championship game against the Green Bay Packers, Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback Tom Brady ate a single Wisconsin cheese curd and immediately transformed into the extra-dimentional mutilated Cenobite “Butterball.”  With six Super Bowl wins under his belt, there is no doubt that Brady has been doing something right in terms of his … Continue reading Tom Brady Eats One Wisconsin Cheese Curd, Transforms into Cenobite “Butterball”