Great Escape Adds “Uninformed Dick Talking Politics In Public Restroom Mid-Piss” Escape Room

LA CROSSE, WIS — The Great Escape of La Crosse has added a new type of interactive adventure: An Uninformed Dick Talking Politics To You In Public Restroom While You Are Pissing escape room. 

The new room will include various obstacles and challenges with the ultimate goal to successfully finish urinating while dodging a political conversation after being cornered by an uninformed and uneducated stranger. Conversation topics include how to fix various complex issues such as healthcare, immigration, and education with simple, one-step, obviously-flawed solutions. To successfully exit the room, participants are not to aggravate nor encourage the stranger all while absolutely none of the urine “escapes” the urinal.

“We’re calling it the No Pissing Off Or Pissing On Rule,” said The Great Escape room designer Jango Pippitypoppity, “The escapee has to overcome all the fears associated with being stuck in a political conversation with a complete moron AND the stage-fright that comes with pissing in a public urinal within inches of another person.”

The room is categorized at the “extremely challenging” level and all participants are required to sign a liability waiver before participating.

Reporter Dr. Jonathon H. Dong contributed to this article.