Sam Shilts

Founder/Editor-In-Chief

Sam’s Top 3 Stories:

• Christian Conservatives Rattled After Learning Jesus Loved Everyone
• GOOD NEWS: Job Responsibilities in Wisconsin Now 100% Optional
• Man Wins Bodega Brew Pub, Inc. as a Wheel Spin Item

Dr. Jonathon H. Dong

Reporter

Dr. Dong’s Top 3 Stories:

• Climate Scientists Predict La Crosse to Become One Giant Kwik Trip By 2050
• Caledonia Football Caught Using Captain America Machine on Players
• Report: Wearing Mask Totally Makes Your Penis Look Bigger, Breasts Look Fuller

Greg Lovell

Reporter

Greg’s Top 3 Stories:

• Kwik Trip Launches Kwik Strip Gentlemen’s Clubs
• Allegations Surface Against Kwik Trip Urge Mascot
• Area Man Binges Entire Season of Gilmore Girls at Kwik Trip Gas Pump TV

DJ Bigalke

Reporter

DJ’s Top 3 Stories:

• Evers: State Can Have a Pizza Party if Coronavirus Cases Go Down
• Gander Outdoors Announces Going Out of Business Sale for New Store that Hasn’t Opened Yet
• Local Dad Eclipses $10,000 Worth of Unredeemed Menards Rebates

Lincoln Freimund

Reporter

Lincoln’s Top 3 Stories:

• Disappointed La Crosse PD Blames “A Few Good Apples” for Peaceful Demonstrations
• Hero Couple Keeps Oktoberfest Alive by Livestreaming Messy, Drunken Breakup
• Department of Holidays Cancels Halloween

The La Crosse Times also collaborates with a growing staff writers’ room of a dozen contributors and counting.