Sam Shilts

Founder/Editor-In-Chief

Sam’s Top 3 Stories:

• Christian Conservatives Rattled After Learning Jesus Loved Everyone
• GOOD NEWS: Job Responsibilities in Wisconsin Now 100% Optional
• Man Wins Bodega Brew Pub, Inc. as a Wheel Spin Item

Dr. Jonathon H. Dong

Reporter

Dr. Dong’s Top 3 Stories:

• Climate Scientists Predict La Crosse to Become One Giant Kwik Trip By 2050
• Caledonia Football Caught Using Captain America Machine on Players
• Report: Wearing Mask Totally Makes Your Penis Look Bigger, Breasts Look Fuller

Greg Lovell

Reporter

Greg’s Top 3 Stories:

• Local Kids Looking Forward to Going Apeshit at New Pizza Ranch Location
• BREAKING: Pence Cancelling La Crosse Area Visit Over Objection to Misspelling of “Cross” in City’s Name
• Kwik Trip and Festival Foods Collaborate on New “Hot Tot Spot” Service in Stores

DJ Bigalke

Reporter

DJ’s Top 3 Stories:

• Gander Outdoors Announces Going Out of Business Sale for New Store that Hasn’t Opened Yet
• Local Dad Eclipses $10,000 Worth of Unredeemed Menards Rebates
• STUDY: Prayer Effective at Slowing Virus Spread When Combined with “Wearing a Fucking Mask”

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