LA CROSSE, WIS — An announcement via Your Uncle’s Facebook page Monday has made WIZM News Talk the official radio station of his secondary windowless vehicle.
Your Uncle made the announcement shortly after you accepted his friend request begrudgingly after your parents begged you to connect with your family more often. You discovered that his profile picture – of course – contains an enormous American Flag enveloping an eagle holding two AK-47 assault rifles and a tattoo on the bird of a scantily clad Ann Coulter.
“I, Your Uncle, who has been dis-invited from most family gatherings until recently due to incidents that CHERYL STARTED, do declare that the official station of Shaggin’ Wagon 2: Electric Boogaloo will be the best local talk radio that I enjoy yelling at and occasionally leaving mean AND TOTALLY TRUE comments via social media: WIZM Talk Radio 1410am 92.3fm. Congratulations!”
The official station of Your Uncle’s primary windowless van is a 24-hour network devoted to Sean Hannity, Alex Jones and the music of Ted Nugent.
WIZM responded to the news Monday by doing nothing.
Reporter Sam Shilts contributed to this article.